why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Randomize
