You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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