I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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