Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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