can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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