So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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