Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
