Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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