I think i peed on brittanys purse
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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