drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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