You really coming over, don't trick.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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