He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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