Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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