I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
So squirting runs in the family.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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