grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Operation Purity has been aborted
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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