why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
