Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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