You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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