I can tuck mytits in my pants
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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