How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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