what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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