so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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