is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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