um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
well you can't waste a boner
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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