I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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