I look better un-naked...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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