16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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