ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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