god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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