Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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