doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize