I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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