don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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