That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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