if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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