I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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