How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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