K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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