Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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