So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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