I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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