I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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