I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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