Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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