Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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