So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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