Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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