Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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