All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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