Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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