took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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