Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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