You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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